{"id":441,"date":"2014-06-10T13:49:18","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T13:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.urbansocial.com\/blog\/?p=441"},"modified":"2016-05-11T13:55:30","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T13:55:30","slug":"what-not-to-say-after-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urbansocial.com\/blog\/what-not-to-say-after-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"What NOT to say after sex!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We know what its like, you\u2019ve just just made love with that special someone (or maybe, not so special someone) and you can\u2019t really just get up and walk away. Instead, you\u2019ve got to think so something to say.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>BUT, the problem is that there are so many things that you just shouldn\u2019t say after you\u2019ve just got it on.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, we thought that we\u2019d compile a list for you so that you can enjoy a post coital cuddle instead of a huge faux pas\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>OK, you can leave now\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Whoa there! Whilst you maybe ready for your lover to leave, it\u2019s a bit heartless to ask them to go as soon as you\u2019ve rolled away.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>So, am I a good lover?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re asking, you probably don\u2019t want to know the answer.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Was it good for you?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Like above, if you\u2019ve got to ask then it\u2019s most likely you don\u2019t want to hear what the true response would be (we\u2019ve heard about someone responding \u201cit was better than a root canal\u201d to that question).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>I love you<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Unless you\u2019ve said it before, after sex is not the best time to say it for the first time. EVER.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Clean Up, aisle you!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No one needs to be reminded that they have to go \u201cclean up\u201d so just keep quiet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>That was SO much better than my ex<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You may think that this is a compliment. It\u2019s not.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>My was ex is SO much better\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If you say this just after you\u2019ve had sex with someone then you deserve to never have sex, ever again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>I can\u2019t wait to tell my girlfriends about THIS<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Blokes know that you\u2019re most likely going to tell your BFF about your latest lay BUT they don\u2019t need to KNOW, if <em>you know<\/em> what we mean.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>I can\u2019t wait to have a baby<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Quickest way to ensure you never see this person again (unless you\u2019re planning a baby together and then well, that\u2019s fine).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Oh hang on, let me just take this call\/text<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re not that important. You can call\/text them back later when you have clothes on.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>What was your name again?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t remember their name, do yourself (and them) a favour and use some form of endearment.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>I think I\u2019m going to be sick<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No explanation needed!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>You\u2019re not going to tell anyone about this\u2026are you?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Brings a new meaning to the walk of shame.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So what do you think? Have we left anything off the list? Tweet us <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/@urbansocialcom\" target=\"_blank\">@urbansocialcom<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.freedigitalphotos.net\/images\/view_photog.php?photogid=3849\" target=\"_blank\">image credit<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We know what its like, you\u2019ve just just made love with that special someone (or maybe, not so special someone) and you can\u2019t really just get up and walk away. Instead, you\u2019ve got to think so something to say. &nbsp; BUT, the problem is that there are so many things that you just shouldn\u2019t say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":442,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,630,638],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating-tips","category-lifestyle","category-love-and-sex","country-uk"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\r\n<title>What NOT to say after sex! - Urbansocial Dating Blog<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbansocial.com\/blog\/what-not-to-say-after-sex\/\" \/>\r\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\r\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\r\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"What NOT to say after sex! - Urbansocial Dating Blog\" \/>\r\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"We know what its like, you\u2019ve just just made love with that special someone (or maybe, not so special someone) and you can\u2019t really just get up and walk away. 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