The Very Best Dating Chat Up Lines

October 23, 2013 BY urbansocial | Dating Tips

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They say the old ones are the best, but here’s the top list of the best dating chat up lines (and maybe the worst too) that are likely to get your recipient (male or female) giggling rather than throwing their drink over you! As we know, comedy is always the best approach!

A chat up line (also known as a pick up line) is described as something that you say to start up a conversation with a stranger because you want to have a sexual or romantic conversation with them.  Whether they work or not sometimes depends on how you deliver them!

Here are the top picks of the dating chat up lines in no particular order…

Top 10 Chat Up Lines

1. Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
2. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get your number?
3. FAT Penguin! I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
4. I’m not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
5. Do I know you because you look exactly like my next girlfriend (N.B. next NOT ex!).
6. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…. Completely pointless.
7. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
8. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
9. Can I tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
10. Have you had enough Champagne to believe I’m handsome yet?

Other Top Dating Chat up Lines

11. Let’s ring in the new year with a bang!
12. Have you got a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
13. My friends bet me I wouldn’t be able to chat up the best looking girl in this bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
14. Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
15. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection.
16. There is something wrong with my phone… it doesn’t have your number in it.
17. Do you have the time? (tells you the time). No, the time to write down my number?
18. The classic: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
19. (As she is leaving) Hey… aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me.
20. I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
22. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
23. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
24. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
25. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
26. You know, I would die very happy if I saw you naked just once!
27. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
28. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
29. I’m like a chocolate pudding, look like crap, but am as sweet as can be.
30. Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
31. Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
32. I’ve been noticing you not noticing me.
33. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

Which one do you consider the best chat up line and which is the worst chat up line?! Do you have your own chat up line that works? Let us know here at

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