Tom, 49

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About Tom

Think of your worst date..you turn up at the bar and the only guy standing by himself arrived in the ugly taxi. You realise the picture on the dating site was life size and taken before he bought the full length 'Matrix' style coat (only Keanu can pull that off). Maybe your dates in the bathroom recovering from being mauled by wanton women?? But no, he recognises you and waves with kind of desperation, only men in their 30's who still live with their parents can muster. You take a deep breath, and start getting religious, praying to god that no one you know will turn up in the bar. Maybe he's interesting, the bookish type??? (think Tobey Maguire in spiderman). But an hour later, he hasn't finished his first white wine spritzer or paused for breath while telling you about his previous girlfriends and the latest 'cool blog page' he's found. Suddenly you start to understand what Einstein meant about time being relative, closing seems a distant hope....Well I'm not that bad!! So if you're funny and kind(no puppy kickers please)then send me a message I'd love to hear from you.