| Looking for | A bit of fun |
| Nationality | North American |
| Education | University |
| Profession | Finance |
| Ethnicity | Other |
| Religion | Atheist |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Black |
| Eyes | Brown |
| Build | Slim/Slender |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Sagittarius |
| Height | 5'3/160cm |
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling buildings and crushing ice. I write award-winning operas and translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook two-minute eggs in less than a minute. I have been known to remodel subway stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat dispersion. I don't perspire. I think reverb is dishonest but sometimes necessary. Children trust me.
| Travelling |
| London |
| Milk |
| Not having exact change |
| Inconsiderate tube disembarking |
| Bad hygiene |
| Film | Pride & Prejudice, Bourne Movies |
| Book/Author | Good Poems by Garrison Keillor, L'etranger |
| Album/Band | Brazilian Girls, the Killers, Regina Spektor, Butterfly Boucher |
| Holiday | S. Africa, Australia, Southeast Asia |