Steve, 45

Updated 11th July: Well I've been on this site for a few weeks now and to be honest I'm completely disheartened by the almost total lack of a response to any of the (well thought out and polite) messages I've sent. Perhaps the site should be renamed UrbanSnobbery, in honour of one reply I did receive - "I don't think we have ANYTHING in common sorry" said one girl, who shall remain nameless. I suppose it's my own fault really, for being naive enough to think the women on here were interested in personality when in reality 99% of them seem to be as shallow as a paddling pool.

If, however, you reckon you're in the other 1%, drop me a line...

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After a long bleak winter, spent mainly in front of a roaring fire down the local pub, the sun has finally decided to shine once again and with it has brought out all the thousands of gorgeous women who live and work in London. And seeing as I've been single for a few months now, I think it'd be nice to hook up with some of these lovely young ladies with a view to finding a fab new girlfriend for the summer.

Only one problem: I'm a little bit shy when it comes to approaching and chatting up women! I'm pretty confident in other aspects of my life but when it comes to this... well, you'll know who I am... I'm that guy staring at the traffic as you walk past because I'm too shy to smile at you and say hi! And when you turn to look back, I'll have walked into a lamp post as I wasn't watching where I was going!

That's where this site comes in to make my life all nice and easy! You send me a message (if you think I sound like a nice guy), I reply (if I don't think you sound like a stalker) and 24 hours later, we're chilling out together by the river, as if we'd known each other for years! Yeah yeah, or it could be really crappy and uncomfortable but that's all part of the fun! It's a gamble...

About me: Professional Scottish guy now living in London, 28 years old, 6'2 tall, short dark brown hair that seems to have a life of its own, blue eyes, glasses and medium build (gotta love cuddles!).

About you: My age or a few years either way, at least a couple of inches shorter than me, slim build, infectious smile and gorgeous eyes (cheeky glint optional).

It'd be great if we had similar interests but some of the coolest people I've met in my life have liked the total opposite to me and we've still hit it off, so just be yourself. A love of exploring, drinking, eating and sleeping would be a bonus though!

On your marks... Get set... Click "Reply"!

Steve

P.S This ad is totally genuine
P.P.S No I'm not looking to get married next week...
P.P.P.S Please speak English :)

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More about Steve: Steve is a 45 year old male from Kingston, London, South West who works in Political, Government. Steve is blue eyed with an average/medium build and is a Gemini.