| Looking for | A flirt |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | University |
| Profession | Artistic/Musical/Writer |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Tell you later |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Black |
| Eyes | Green |
| Build | Slim/Slender |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Pisces |
| Height | 6'3/191cm |
I'll fill this bit in later. Really, I will. Just you wait and see.
| Inventing extra days of the week to extend the weekend |
| Herding sweetener tablets around the kitchen worktop |
| Having baths hot enough to induce coma |
| Semi-lame, leprous pigeons that fly directly at your face |
| The mobile slices of Purgatory that are Night Buses |
| Dislocating parts of my body that were alright where they were |