James, 50

Do people ever end up the way they describe themselves in this box? What can a guy say and not live to regret, as he watches his claims fall by the wayside, one by one?:
They say: "I work out in the gym every morning"? I say, I'm lucky enough to not have to watch what I eat and drink, but I wish I could at least haul myself round the Common every Saturday morning.
They say "My teeth and hair are all my own". I say, mine too, but let's not tempt Old Father Time, eh?
They say: "My younger sister's mates think I'm a real catch". I say, my younger sister's mates all think I can get them into clubs / a job / the bill...

They say: "Online dating? Yeah, easy, I've done that". I say, online dating? Does it work? Does it?

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More about James: James is a 50 year old male from Clapham, London, South West who works in Advertising, Media. James is green eyed with an slim/slender build and is a Cancer.