| Looking for | A bit of fun |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | University |
| Profession | Advertising/Media |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Agnostic |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Greying |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Build | Muscular |
| Smoking | Smoke Socially |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Capricorn |
| Height | 5'11/180cm |
Happy, sorted, successful, self-effacing, mildly creative bald chap with no discernible baggage. ometimes regarded as amusing good company - but should only be viewed subjectively. Commuter-boy I'm afraid. Have remained single due to the deluded idea that fate would provide me with the woman of my dreams. But the fateful meeting (eyes meeting across the frozen peas at the supermarket) has failed to materialise - so have decided to give fate a gentle nudge. Keen sportsman, but body beginning to fail me!
| Thunderstorms |
| Smell of cut grass |
| Dogs sticking heads out of car windows |
| Poor grammar |
| Fast trains passing platforms |
| Low self esteem |
| Film | Amelie |
| Book/Author | Mark Steel |
| Album/Band | New Order |
| Holiday | Ireland |