| Looking for | Friends |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | Trade/Technical |
| Profession | Food Services |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Agnostic |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Dark Blonde |
| Eyes | Grey |
| Build | Average/Medium |
| Smoking | Smoke Socially |
| Drinking | Don't Drink |
| Star Sign | Cancer |
| Height | 5'11/180cm |
witty, smart, cultured, attractive, liberal, understanding dish of the day.<br> or slightly neurotic, underachieving, broke, misanthropic chef.<br>depends on the day really! honest either way
| unusual people |
| sarcasm |
| words |
| dogma |
| brainless masses |
| stiff joints |
| Film | hitchcock, lynch, cohen bros, daft comedy |
| Book/Author | kafka, gore vidal, vonnegut, orwell, russian stuff, loads more |
| Album/Band | pixies, arcade fire, joanna newsom, indie, punk, etc |
| Holiday | newcastle is exotic coming from south shields! |