| Looking for | A bit of fun |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | College |
| Profession | Other |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Agnostic |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Light Blonde |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Build | Average/Medium |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Aries |
| Height | 6'2/188cm |
I'm a very down to earth, honest, random, cheeky and sarcastic (only in fun) person. People say I have a dry sense of humour, but I do find Jack Dee hilarious. I'll laugh at myself if no one else does! Love people to laugh with, who don't take themselves too seriously. I don't have time for people who pretend they're something else or think they're better than anyone. I've got a degree in making cups of tea, think Kit-kats are underestimated, still think cling-film should be easier to use and find flies the most annoying creatures in the world. Anything else - just ask!
| Laughing, festivals, bacon |
| Good humoured sarcasm |
| Down to earth people |
| Arrogance |
| Moody people |
| Liars |
| Film | Shawshank Redemption, Bourne, This Is England, Dead Man's Shoes |
| Album/Band | Kings Of Leon, Killers, Cribs, Bloc Party etc. |
| Holiday | Any holiday is good, doesn't matter where! |