| Looking for | Love |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | University |
| Profession | Political/Government |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Atheist |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Dark Brown |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Build | Slim/Slender |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Taurus |
| Height | 6'0/183cm |
A 65 year old man inside a 25 year old body. Fondness for the "good ol' days", even though it was 20 years before my birth. Rah-de-rah-rah, here goes my rambles... People are quick to criticise. Words and numbers and often slandered. "D'ya know what I mean", "you know" and "like" should receive on the spot fines if said aloud and out of context. LOL is not a word. Derren Brown should be worshipped more. Grammar. Spelling. Staying in is not boring. Subtitles do not ruin a film. Miming ruins careers. Junk mail annoys me. There is no skill in Deal Or No Deal. There is no system. I'm disappointed when I don't get the conundrum on Countdown. You think therefore you are. This is not waffle. You go now. Something tells me I'm into something good, either that, or a large slice of moon pie.
| Sport |
| Music |
| Films |
| Boredom |
| Hypocrites |
| Inbreds |
| Film | Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind |
| Album/Band | Beatles, Small Faces |