| Looking for | Something Else |
| Nationality | Scottish |
| Education | University |
| Profession | Designer |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Agnostic |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Dark Brown |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Build | Large/Full |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Taurus |
| Height | <5'0/152cm |
Short, cheeky, accident prone. Currently embroiled in a daily battle to prevent CD/DVD collection creeping out the living room and annexing the rest of the flat. Like going out in the West End, Guinnes and laughing like a daftie. Play in two bands, knit Top Gear presenters in my spare time, and have been known to call out the names of fonts as they scroll past in movie titles.
| Guitars |
| Record hunting |
| Fonts |
| Stupid shoes |
| Heinz Tomato Soup |
| Katie Melua |
| Film | Marx Brothers |
| Book/Author | Spike Milligan |
| Album/Band | Beatles |
| Holiday | Croatia |