IanSB, 48

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About IanSB

To be honest I'd struggle to sell a heater to an eskimo, I'm truly useless when it comes to trying to sell things so trying to put myself in a positive light is a bit tricky! All I can say is that I am genuinely a decent guy with a lot to offer but you'll have to take my word for that and find out for youself.<br><br>I'm looking for a witty, smart, attractive young lady with similarly screwed up musical tastes and a love for travelling to bizarre places on a whim. You should prefer dogs to cats, you should have some idea of the off-side rule and you should have stepped off this little old island we live on at least a couple of times (the Isle of Wight does not coun t). You should enjoy the coun tryside but know that the city is whëre it is at, you should enjoy food and alcohol but know that too much of it is bad for you, you should not be too fussy when it comes to eating but be prepared to tell me how rubbish my cooking is, you should like lie-ins and relaxing with a DVD as much as a good night out, you should enjoy roughing it as much as going out in style. <br><br>The odds of you matching the description above are almost impossibe so what the hell, get in touch anyway x